Canadian politics can be pretty boring, but I have the perfect game for election night for you to enjoy with your friends.
You Need:
Cups
Labatt's Blue
Rickard's Red
Jack Daniels
Coke
Moosehead
Wine
Here's how you play: Watch the results of the election as they come in. Make sure the results are confirmed for each individual riding as they come in.
Everytime the Conservatives win a seat, take a drink of Labatt's Blue. For bonus points, cut your own hair.
Everytime the Liberals win a seat, take a drink of Rickards Red. But don't talk about how much you like Rickard's, just talk about how crappy the other drinks are in comparison.
Everytime the NDP win a seat, take a swig of Jack and Coke. because it's Jack Layton, and because in puts hairs on your chest - and mustache. Must roll up sleeves to participate.
Everytime the Green Party wins a seat, take a drink of Moosehead. I don't think you'll need that much. But to go with Green policy, promise them you'll bring $50 Billion of Moose. They know you can't afford it, but they'll laugh when you tell them.
Everytime the Bloc win a seat, has a sip of vino and quit your whining.
Have fun!
PS - You can analyze a lot through a good fashion break-down. Here's one of Cap'n Jack Layton of the NDP. Fittingly, jack is on the left side of the picture.
You Need:
Cups
Labatt's Blue
Rickard's Red
Jack Daniels
Coke
Moosehead
Wine
Here's how you play: Watch the results of the election as they come in. Make sure the results are confirmed for each individual riding as they come in.
Everytime the Conservatives win a seat, take a drink of Labatt's Blue. For bonus points, cut your own hair.
Everytime the Liberals win a seat, take a drink of Rickards Red. But don't talk about how much you like Rickard's, just talk about how crappy the other drinks are in comparison.
Everytime the NDP win a seat, take a swig of Jack and Coke. because it's Jack Layton, and because in puts hairs on your chest - and mustache. Must roll up sleeves to participate.
Everytime the Green Party wins a seat, take a drink of Moosehead. I don't think you'll need that much. But to go with Green policy, promise them you'll bring $50 Billion of Moose. They know you can't afford it, but they'll laugh when you tell them.
Everytime the Bloc win a seat, has a sip of vino and quit your whining.
Have fun!
PS - You can analyze a lot through a good fashion break-down. Here's one of Cap'n Jack Layton of the NDP. Fittingly, jack is on the left side of the picture.
3 comments:
for the bloc, you should also mention going to the depanneur for cheap cigarettes
HAHAHA omg... Robin Williams arm hair.... holy shitt.... ahhhh... im fucking dying... lol... tell me ur doing another one of these after the election making comments on harpers beady little eyes, creepy fake smiles and his scary bowl but grey hair! ohh mann
You should had had a shot for every time Craig Oliver on CTV asked someone if Stephane Dion was going to step down. That dude was on fire. BEST ELECTION EVER.
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